Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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