Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
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Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
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It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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