No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
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i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
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I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
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