She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
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You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
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arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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