kristin has been a bad kristin
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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