Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
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