butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
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