How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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