everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
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