He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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