i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
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you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
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you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
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