Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
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