You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
