Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
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just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
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Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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