I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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