Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
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