I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
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doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
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Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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