I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
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Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
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I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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