it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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