he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
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dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
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Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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