Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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