I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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