is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
pray to the hookup gods
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