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I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
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i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
two words...techno handjob
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Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
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Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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