Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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