I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
