just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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