Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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