I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
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He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
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She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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