Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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