Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
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Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
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Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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