If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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