The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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