I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
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Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
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I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
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