I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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