yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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