Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
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dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
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So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
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