tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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