do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
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Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
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No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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