I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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