there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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