I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
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Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
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I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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