I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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