she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
He kissed a someone with a penis
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
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