We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
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Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
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I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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