Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
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The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
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So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
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