Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
It's blow job season.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
