with your own penis?
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
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