She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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