When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
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