Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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