So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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