If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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