Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
it's great music for shaving your balls
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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