my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
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He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
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