They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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