Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
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no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
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preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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